The Kingdom of God is Hiring!
Are you ready to apply? Do you qualify?
Job Title: Disciples for Christ
Job Description: Tell the dying world how to live through Jesus Christ.
Number of Available Positions: Unlimited, everyone id welcome. Preachers. teachers, singers, musicians, missionaries, custodians, food servers, and numerous others that we just can’t list them all here.
Qualifications: Must have previously sinner and been blood washed, must be willing to press towards the mark of the high calling in Christ Jesus.
Education: The Holy Spirit will teach you all things.
Benefit Package/Salary: God (the employer) shall supply all needs according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus.
Insurance: Access to the Master Physician.
Package Also Includes: Love, joy, peace, long suffering, a Lawyer, Comforter and a Wonderful Counselor
Recompense For Completing The Job Assignment: The most important benefit, ETERNAL LIFE with the employer.
Deadline For Applications: Before the return of Jesus Christ; date/hour not known; wise to apply TODAY
Important Warning: Satan and HIS DEMONS need not to apply
– Author Unknown