Job Announcement!

The Kingdom of God is Hiring!

Are you ready to apply? Do you qualify?

Job Title: Disciples for Christ

Job Description: Tell the dying world how to live through Jesus Christ.

Number of Available Positions: Unlimited, everyone id welcome. Preachers. teachers, singers, musicians, missionaries, custodians, food servers, and numerous others that we just can’t list them all here.

Qualifications: Must have previously sinner and been blood washed, must be willing to press towards the mark of the high calling in Christ Jesus.

Education: The Holy Spirit will teach you all things.

Benefit Package/Salary: God (the employer) shall supply all needs according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus.

Insurance: Access to the Master Physician.

Package Also Includes: Love, joy, peace, long suffering, a Lawyer, Comforter and a Wonderful Counselor

Recompense For Completing The Job Assignment: The most important benefit, ETERNAL LIFE with the employer.

Deadline For Applications: Before the return of Jesus Christ; date/hour not known; wise to apply TODAY

Important Warning: Satan and HIS DEMONS need not to apply

–   Author Unknown

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